Eirtaku Class thingy list

If you ever watch any of those shite US highschool dramas your bound to see an episode featuring one of those class lists.
You know the ones, Most likely to be gay, Smelliest person etc.

I want to compose one for my class, except without the voting element, it'll be totally my opinion. When I'm done I'll anonymously put it up on the notice board or something.

What I need is sugestions for the categories.
Anybody got any decent ideas?

So far I've got-

Most likely to get pregnant before graduation,
Biggest Gimp,
Smelliest person,
Biggest waste of space,
From another Planet?,
Most likely to marry a member of their own familly,
Scum of the Earth,
Most likely to be a lesbian,
Hermaphrodite?,

Thats what I've made up in the last 5 minutes.
Got anything better?



It'll be done when I can be arsed doing it.

 

Most likely to walk into his workplace with a fully loaded automatic rifle.

Most likely to still be in the drunken stupor he entered when he was 14.(I know a guy like this, it's sad really)

Most likely to be the guy would wouldn't want to share a cell with.

I think of some more later

Follow up message from Andor on 12/21/01 1:16:32 am