Anime Funny Fake Spoilers

First of all, these are not ment to insult anyone. There just for fun. Second, I didn't make up them all. Lil_Angel made lot of them, too. Third, the one about the pokemon characters was half original and half created from either anime Insider or Shonen Jump, cant remember which one Lil_Angel told me. Anyway, Here's a thread where you can come up with fake spoilers about anime or manga characters, or even video games. ^.^ I know I had fun with them.
Some of them arn't funny, but just interesting. Now if I could just find my Hamtaro one....*tears*

Nikki ask:Will Sakura ever notice Naruto?

Answer: Yes but when she finally does notice him naruto desovers he's gay, and then goes after Sasuke. She stared dumb foundly as they skipped off together to be married.

Tim asks: Why Shito ever get what he desreves?

Answer: Yes. Shito some how desides that he wat's to live in the Dojo with Kenshin and his "Animal looking friends". Theres he is brutily malled and beat up for his weasil coments. But his worst mistake was calling Yaheko a rat. In the middle of the night one day, Shito desides to get a drink of water, and is bittin in the head by Yaheko. He was seen the next day curled up in a little ball crying with the still very unpleased Yaheko on his head.

Jimmy asks: When do Sora and Kairi get Married?

Answer: They get married at the age of 73, after they finally get over there issues about Riku. It seems that, the first time Sora proposed to Kaira, she didn't except because at the moment she was madly inlove with Riku, who was still trapped in the door of light. Unknown to Kaira, Riku's eye was caught by a heartless name Doodle. They were happily married and had the ugliest children you have ever seen.
Sora went to go beat up Riku, and ended up beating up on of there kids, and ran away. There were happily married the day after, whic as the day before there island was destroyed by heartless with long white hair for no appearent reason.

Will Misty ever marry ash?

No. Unfortunatly, at the age of 21, ash becomes a pokemon poacher and went his seprate ways with his friends. One day he gets caught in one of his own pokemon traps and is forced to chew his leg off. He is now being cared for my Jessy from team rocket.
Misty grows up to become a profecional ice skater and wins trophies, and later marrys meouth.

For those of you who were wondering about what happened to Brock...
Brock lost his sanity at the age of 35. He went on a rampage and threw killer marbels at people allthe way through town. Unknown to him they were electrodes, and got one stuck in officer Jenny's eye. He escaped asylum and went Fan rampage for sailor moon, and later fell off the brooklen bridg. He hasn't been seen sence.

 

Poor Brock, he was always one of my favorite characters.
Nice idea whoever.. (Kos-Mos, Lil_angel etc etc..)
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... well ... I wouldn't go as far as to call any of them funny.

In fact... I don't think, in my opinion, that they are remotely humorous. ; I didn't even crack a smile through them.

Meh... if someone is going to insist upon doing this would someone mind doing something actually funny? Please? For the childrens' sake?