Inu-Yasha Game: You'd never hear...

What I would never see nor hear someone from Inuyasha say? Ha, this is fascinating.

* Sango asking Miroku if he would be the father of her child. Miroku refuses with the excuse of: "I'm sorry, but I have given up on women...I think Naraku's got something going on, however..."

* Myoga dueling Naraku

* Inuyasha leaving Kagome/Kikyou for Sango

* Miroku keeping his virginity

* Kikyou falling in love with Sesshoumaru

* Sesshy being nice to Jakken

* Rin saying something intelligent (she's cute, but not too bright)

* Inuyasha wearing a leash

* Shippou sending a Valentine's card to the Thunder Brothers

* Inuyasha killing Kagome

* Kouga and Inuyasha going on a date

* Kouga giving up on Kagome

* Sesshy falling in love with anyone

* Rin and Jakken pairing together (ick!)

* Kagura falling in love with Naraku

* Naraku returning the jewel shards to their rightful owners

* Miroku being homosexual

* Sango hating Kohaku

* Naraku in a fashion show

 

LOL!!!!!! How about InuYasha to Kagome: "Aww, come on, rub my tummy!!"

Sesshoumaru to his psycologist (again!): "I also get this overwhelming urge to chase wagons and messangers....."

Messanger was the closest thing I could think of to mailmen!!! :sweat:

 

kikyou: hello, my name is kikyou and i have a problem with trying to drag my ex to hell with me.
all present: hello kikyou.
young kaede: wanna know a secret about my sister? she used to have a bed wetting problem.
naraku: kanna, will you shut up?
sesshoumaru: jaken, take the day off, heck, take a week off!
jinenji: i'll kill all of you for disrespecting me and my mom!!
soul skimmers: we dont feel like finding you souls and carrying you around anymore!
shippou: i promise not to play any more tricks on inuyasha. honestly! demon-scout's honor!

 

Inu Yasha(singing) to Kagome: I love u baby.......


Inu Yasha to Kagome: seriously, u have to study more, or u'll fail your test!!


Sesshoumaru: i think i should write a book called "1001 ways to step on a toad".


Sango: Miroku, u r so cute, will u go out with me??


Naraku to Kikyo: i'm so obsessed with u, will u join me and be my bride?
Kikyo: i will never go with u, u heartless monster!
Kaede to Naraku:*wink wink* well, if my sister refused, why wouldnt u ask me, i'll go with u^_^

 

ok...lets try this...
Sesshomaru- Inuyasha...I AM YOUR FATHER!
Inuyasha- ???
Shippou- Inuyasha...I AM YOUR MOTHER!
Inuyahsa- ok...the Sesshomaru thing was weird but this?!?!?!

Kagome- Miruku, will u bear my child..please?
Naraku- :anger: I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME THAT!

all i can think of rite now...theyre preety bad :blush:...owell..

 

i havent read all of these (so if i say something similar or identical to something someone else has said i'm sry) but i think the ones i have read are really funny!
Anyway heres my sad attempt at one... can't say its gonna be funny! :sweat2:

Inuyasha::in a whinning voice:: "Kagome this demon is too strong... can you please take care of it... PLEASE" :catgirl:
Kagome:: patting Inuyasha on the head:: "Ofcourse I can sweaty... now would you like me to do it in a grousome and gory way or a clean way?"
Inuyasha::with puppy dog face on:: "Oh Kagome please do it in a clean way blood is just too much for me, I get sick when I see it!" :dizzy2:

 

Sesshomaru to Inuyasha: See? I told you if you kept scratching at those fleas you'd end up with a rash! Jaken, get the tea tree oil and aloe vera.....

Inuyasha: No way!! I HATE the smell of tea tree oil!!!!

Sess: Please listen to your older brother; it's for your own good. Or, would you rather get a flea dip?

Inu: I'll behave!!!!

 

im gunna try again yaaaay! :sweat2:
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Inuyasha-MINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!!!*takes everyone's ramen into his favorite tree*

Inuyasha-oops forgot something.*gets out of tree grabs Kagome by her skirt jumps back into tree giving miroku an "interesting" veiw of her panties*
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Shippo-*while mooning Inuyasha*KISS THIS DUMBA**!

Miroku-*walks by and patts Shippo's naked bottom*

Shippo-HOLY CRAP DIE!FOXFIRE!*makes Miroku flambe*
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i cant help my stupidity *deep narator voice*YES IT IS A VIORUS!lol :catgirl:

 

Inuyasha-
Kagome I want to F*ck you.
-Chases after Miroku- Thats my underwear you got there!! Give it back now!

Sesshomaru-
-To Rin- I maybe a few hundreds years older than you are but I just wanted to tell you that your the only girl for me and I will love no other but you..So Will you marry me Rin? -Puppy eyes-

Naraku--Dances To "Get low" by Lil jon and the Eastside boyz while repeating- "To the window, to the wall!! To the sweat drop down my balls, to all these b*tches crawl. To all skeet skeet Motherf*cker!

Sango-
-Leers at Kagome- I will make Miroku mine tonight!

Miroku-
-Whispers to Sango- I shoot blanks.

Kouga
-Punches Inuyasha in the face as he advances toward him- Damn you ugly b*tch!

Kagome's grandpa to Kagome about the terrible death of her teacher...
Granpa-Kagome....v.v I know this maybe really hard for you but your teacher...by the name of Sensei*****
Kagome- Yes, what about her?
Granpa- I'm sorry to say but SHE'S DEAD!! SHE GOT SHOT BY A POISONOUS DART IN A** BY TOJO!
Kagome- No No!! How that be possible?!!! I loved her!! We had something special!!

Kagome
-To sango- I love you sango
Sango- I love you too Kagome.

 

Sesshomaru: *rips off his shirt in front of all his raving female fans and starts flexing his muscles while proceeding to do a strip tease to the song "I like to move it move it (Dunno if that's the title, but ah well)"

*after a sappy romantic scene
Sango: Yes, Miroku, I- I'll bare your child *starts sobbing happily*
Miroku: What the - I WAS TALKING TO INUYASHA! EWWW, YOU PERVERT! I DON'T SWING THAT WAY!

Kagome: Kikyo, you can have him
Kikyo: Ah, nah girl, I insist, you take him
Kagome: No really Kikyo, you saw him first
Kikyo: But I don't want him
Kagome: Well I don't want him either
Both: Narakuuuuuu!

Kagura: I-I don't want to say. Yes, I'll marry you!! *sobs uncontrollably*
Kaede: There there, my love. Ye'll want to get your weddin dress, then.
Kagura: Of course. What color should it be, my angel?
Kaede: Crystal clear.

Inuyasha: Kagome-
Kagome: Inuyasha-
Inuyasha- I-I can't see you anymore
Kagome *gasps*: Why?
Inuyasha- Because- because I'm pregnant *starts sobbing*
Kagome- what the- how?
Inuyasha: Kagome, there's something I never told you about me. *I'll leave the rest of this one up to imagination*

 

xD Seeing Sesshomaru stripping and topless is one fantasy I hope comes true. -Sigh-^^ But I think the song might "Stand up" By Ludacris... I think?

 

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Inuyasha:Well, gonna take a swim.
Kagome: Ooh, wait! Wear these speedos I bought for you!
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Kikyou: Today really is a spiffy and fluffy day! *claps hands* Time to bake cakes for everyone~!
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Naraku: All your base are belong to us! Am I mad? No! Am I happy? Yes! Why am I happy, you ask? Because Inuyasha is NOT my daughter! What would I do if he was my daughter? I'd take him to the zoo every Monday, Wedesday, and Thursday and throw rocks at the stork!
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Shippou at an end credit: An' that's our show! Peace out!
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Jaken runs to Sesshoumaru: Sessh-kun! *glomp*
Sesshoumaru gives him a spin: Ja-chan! *looks like a puppy*
Both blush.
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Rin: Get me a beer or I'll play the banjo!
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Inuyasha: Huh, Tessaiga has 'Property of Cloud' engraved on it.
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Kagome: Kouga, there's something I've always wanted to know.
Kouga: *she's addressing me directly?*Haha, that dog-turd.
Kagome: How DID you flip your arm bands back at the wolf cave?
Kouga: .....
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Kagome: There's a Shikon shard there! *powers up on ki* Ka.........me.....ha........
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Inuyasha: Kagome, I'm tired of you. Why do you and Sailor Moon wear almost the same outfit? Gonna call yourself 'Sailor Kagome'?
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Inuyasha: Pokeball, go! *out pops Tessaiga*
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Naraku: Haha, meet Wing Zero, Inuyasha-sama.
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Inuyasha swings Tessaiga:Bakuhatsuha!
The shattered ground from a borrowed(?) Dragon Ball attack reveals happy-face balloons, and sappy music plays with lyrics like 'you did it, you did it, hurray for you~'
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Shippou: Wai! Inuyasha, where'd you get those Inuyasha-shaped cookies? Kagome made them for you?
Inuyasha: No! We're not that close!
Shippou: Everyone, cookies!
Inuyasha silences the hyper kitsune with a cookie: It's yours if you'll be quiet.
But..Sesshoumaru comes!: That cookie..is mine.*takes cookie*
Shippou: What was that for?
Sesshoumaru: My shrine.
Inuyasha: What shrine ?!
Sesshoumaru: MY shrine. It has all these plushies of you, dear brother. Your memories. My memories.As if..as if you've never left me.
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~~~~~~Edit:~~~~~~~~~~
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Kagome sits by a river, giving our boy Pup Ears(as us fish like calling 'Inuyasha') a haircut! Anyways, Pup Ears sleeps through. He did want that cut, because the ends were tangled in several bird nests. : He looks like an angel...and our girl thinks on. Scissors: *snip* *snip* *snip* *snip* *snip* Kagome: His hair is so nice! Scissors: *snip* *snip* *snip* *snip* *snip* *snip* *snip* *snip* *snip* *snip* *snip* *snip* *snip* *snip* *snip*Kagome: :sad: Oh my..I'll just tell him how cool he looks!
~~Later~~
Inuyasha sadly examines his severely cropped hair in the river's reflection.Kagome: You look cool Inuyasha!
Inuyasha happily: Wow! Really!? *spins*ha! *spins more* ha!


Everyone else, laughter stifled: Really, so simple-minded.

 

InuYasha: Oh my gosh! I broke a nail!
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InuYasha: Help!!!
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Sango to Miroku: Will you bear my children?
Miroku to Sango: Uhh, what are to talking about?
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InuYasha: *pleading tone* Please Shippou! I beg of you to pretend to be my son while my brother is in town. I need to impress him!
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InuYasha: My brother is the coolest!
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InuYasha: DO RYUU SEN!
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Jakotsu: I'm straigt, I have a huge crush on Kagome!
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Sesshomaru: *james brown mode* I fell good! I knew... that...
*Rin and Jaken pop up*
Rin: Were you taking a bath and singing to James brown! I mean, he's not gonna be born for another, like, 500 years! I mean... What where you thinking.
Jaken: Shut up Rin! Sesshomaru-sama! I just want to tell you... You singing really sucks! OK! You can kill me or hit me all you want! But after that! You have to shut up!
Sesshomaru: :blush2: GET OUT OF MY SITE!


Kagome's Arrow... Actually, the singo thig kindda happens later in the series

 

I'd roll over and die if I ever saw either one of these scenes actually happen, even though they won't.
[Edit] I thought of another one:
Kikyou- Ah crap! This stupid clay body is falling apart again! Why the h3ll did I kill off Urasue.....

 

How about these:

Hojo: Kagome, I don't think we should see each other anymore, you have too many health problems.

Kagome's Grandpa: (Calling in for Kagome) No, Kagome's not sick, she's just several hundred years in the past.

Inuyasha: I'm scared.

Miroku willingly following the rule that monks must be chaste.

Sota: Inuyasha's a freak! I hate him!

Kagome's Grandpa: Magic? Spell scrolls? No, none of that stuff works. It's all fake.

 

Lol!! I can just imagine it now... ^_^x

Kikyou: ::singing [to the tune of 100 bottle of whatever that thing was ^^']:: 100 hanyou are alive, 100 hanyou! You take one down with you to Hell, 99 hanyou are alive! 99 hanyou...

Jaken: :inching Rin's cheek:: Aren't you just the cutest thing I ever saw!! Yes, you are. You're just the darn cutest thing I've ever seen!!

 

lol funny i can picture that, now here are mine

jakotsu: inuyasha i absalutly hate you, your ears look so stupid
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jakotsu: i love women so much
jakotsu: (pats sangos butt)
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inuyasha: jakotsu!!! i love you!!!
jakotsu: eew you freak i aint gay
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sesshomaru: give me a hug inuyasha
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sango: rub my a$$
miroku: (turns green) no thanks
sango: but why (cries)
miroku: cause im gay
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naraku: fear me i am monkey man
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i can picture these so clearly LOL

 

Kagome: Arghh! I missed so much school, I completely don't understand algebra!
Inuyasha:*Leans over* It's really very simple. If you take the square root of the variable then divide by pie . . .

Inuyasha:*After trying to cut up a big demon with Tetsusaiga* Umm . . . Tetsusaiga didn't work . . . *ponders* I know! *throws away Tetsusaiga* Now, DARE and threaten my life, demon!

Sesshoumaru: Ahh! My arm! You cut off my arm! I can't believe you cut off my arm!

Naraku (in Sora from .Hack//Sign voice): Just so laaaaame!

Myouga: Blood *pant, wheeze* Sweet, red, blood . . . *leaps on Sesshoumaru* MUST HAVE BLOOD!!!!

 

Lets try this one:

Shippo goes up to Inu-Yasha and Miroku,

Shippo- " HAHA I get to sleep with Kagoma, and take baths with both Kagoma and Sango to"

 

I resent the part about Sesshoumaru....... :anger: