Ranma 1/2 Have a Kuno moment

Hmm, well, I've been thinking, and...if you were to write a poem ala Kuno, what would you write? I'm going to make it a challenge by inserting rules on how to write it.

Rules:

1)The topic can be about anything but love. It can be an inanimate object, anything you want. But not love.
2)remember to stay in character. Put yourself in Kuno's place and think of the object of your poem as he thinks of "the pig tailed girl" and "Akane Tendou"
3)It has to rhyme
4)Use big flowery words, they're fun.
and last but not least..
5)it can only be 7 lines long at the most.

Don't be chicken. I challenge you. >: ) p.s Try and make it amusing, that's always good too.

 

I guess I might try my luck. Let's see if this is good.

~Flame~

Hair of fire
Burning in my soul
Special flame in my heart
Oh look! There's a mole.

Why has the girl I dream of
Not answered my call?
Why must she beat me up
In the middle of the mall?

All I can think about is her
As I cook my ramen
The flames of the stove
Are making me think of her again

Her hair is as red as those flames
Her spirit just as fiery
One day I'll sneak into her room
And read her diary

~fin~

So what do you think? Did they meat your rules? It was hard writing a Kuno poem without using the topic love since Akane and the red-haired girl is all he thinks about.

So tell me what you think. Thanks ^_^

Edit: Oops, just saw that it had to be 7 lines yet I don't wanna cut it down. At least I tried I guess.

 

haha, they're both fabulous. I didn't think anyone was going to reply to this thread. *^-^* tankuu. Now I'm wondering if this should be moved to fiction? but tis....ranma...so iono. Hm, more I say more! I know there's plenty of ppl who've seen ranma and are creative. C'moon.

 

LOL! Here is my stupid foolish attempt
I know it's bad

When the Sakura starts to fall
The Samurai fate proceeds
Remember her as I stand tall
The one thee truly needs
OH aaaaaaaahhhhh Akane Tender
It stabs my heart once said your name
Your voice, your eyes, such spenldour
With your love I shalln't be in vain
One kiss from thy lips
In a chapel we'll be wed
we will travel a millions trips
To a place that pops in your head

 

Okay, I'm a really BAD poet but here goes,

Sea of Red

All I see is the sea,
A sea of pure and firey red.
I love this sea,
It speaks to me in the night.

She whispers sweet thoughts to me.
Oh pigtailed girl can't you see,
you take my soul and fly away with me.
Oh goddess, where does your sea end?

~Fin~

I know it's horrible, but it was worth a shot!

 

Okay, everyone gets to hear my poetry!!! eek: ) I'm writing... about a flower... or Kuno is, anyway...

Simply Sweet and Robust,
Full of life, and not of Dust,
In the light of the full moon,
My beauty's petals are carefully strewn....
A wondrous lust befalls me,
And this blossom's potential I see...
It would taste amazing with green tea!

That was stupid... but then again, it was Kuno...
I even drew a picture to go with it!! ^_^ Click!

 

Claps claps ^.^ Pretty poetry you guys! Come one more Kuno moments!

Here is a second try much worse than the first!

What Shall I call you?
My little girl with piggy red tail
Aka, Chika, Sayuri or Yale?
What Shall I call you?
My little one with no address
Stay and listen, I'll confess
What shall I call you?
My little one who's stronger
Your love makes me 2 inch longer
What shall I call you?
My little enchantress
One day you'll be my mistress
So what shall I call you?
My little girl with piggy red tail
Aka, Chika, Sayuri or Yale?

XD that's it...

 

heres mine

here is my poem from the veiw of kodachi. (you didn't say which kuno it had to be from)



an assasin in the night,
to win the tournament,
i try to smash akane's head,
into the pavement,

*kodachi voice* HAW HAW HAW
HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW

 

taht has got to be the stupidest no wait* counts on fingers* the ninth stupidest thing i've ever done.

 

It not stupid! IT'S FUN! Come on! more! This is soo interesting! XD