Inu-Yasha Things you'd never hear Inuyasha say

"Hey,Shippo,let's spend some quality time together" (Yeah,right,as if he'd say that)

 

Inuyasha: Awww. What a cute demon!

Inuyasha: Kagome? Kagome: Yes Inuyasha? Inuyasha: Will you bear my children? Kagome: SLAP! Inuyasha: Ow. ( I don't think Iuyasha would ever say that to Kagome but it would be funny if he did. )

 

Ok, there was a thread about this same thing just a little bit down. Here's the link.

http://www.boards.jp/forums/showthread.php?t=11232

Shadowbard or Kogarashi will be along shortly to lock this thread, and please do a search before you post a new thread. It is always better to post in an existing thread than to create a new one.

 

Shinryu is right, it best to check the history because if you create a thread that is like an existing one, you will more than likely lose some points and that really sucks, but i give props to coldhearted, that was pretty good. sometimes it takes a while to check the history, trust me, just about everyone has had to do it at least once, but sometimes it's your best option if you dont want your thread closed and that's really embarrasing. just a friendly reminder, see ya around.

 

LOL,thats hilarious

 

sesshoumaru is a cool big brother ( im sorry but i cant see or hear inu-yasha saying that. )

 

Keade- InuYasha you stud!

Naraku- Here I don't want these jewal shards anymore

Kanna- OMG! I think I am going to go for a jog come with Kagura!

InuYasha- I think Naraku is just misunderstood.

Kagome- I think I need to get a longer skirt.

Sango- Ah, what was my brothers name again?

Kikyou- Kagome you better back off ma man!

 

Inuyasha saying YO Wasup my homies. I know it isnt going to happen in fuedal japan but hey you aint going to hear that from his mouth

 

well, since it wasnt closed, i think ill give it a try-

Inuyasha: Naraku, i understand we've had our diferences in the past but i say we be friends
Naraku: Inuyasha, you are quite right, im getting tired of all this fighing anyways, who needs the shards, i dont wanna be a full demon anymore, here you can have them
Inuyasha: No, you have more than me, you can have them
Naraku: Oh no but i insist
Inuyasha: But i couldnt possibly

try doing that for a couple hours and see where it gets you

 

i dunno if any1 has this one..

Miroku:kaede your eyepatch is sexy
kade: why! thank you miroku! what a gentleman

Sango:Shipo ur so cute
Shipo:your not bad yourself!
Kilala:*eyes with anger his soon to be bedtime feast Shipo*


Kagome: Mom ill help u clean the house sometime!
Mom: dont worry honey your grandfather can do that

i just came up with this too

kikyo: inuyasha im pregnant!
Inuyasha: Oh kikyo! thats wonderfull
Kikio: no its not inuyasha! its not yours its your brothers
inuyasha: *out of rage* Wind Scar

 

Thanks. I didn't post in the pervious one because I didn't know there was one. Thank you for the complanment.

 

lets give it another try:

Shippo:sango can u scratch my tail
Miroku: yeah sango scratch mine too
sango:BAM slaps miroku

Inuyasha:kagome!
kagome:yes inuyasha?
Inuyasha:have u gained weight?

sango: kaede i can tell u lost weight
Kaede: as a matter of fact sango i did
Sango:whats your secret
Kaede: oh you know seshomorou killed me and revived me a few days later
Sango:umm.. okaay u freak?!.
Kaede: who are u calling a freak fat @$$

Lame i know but oh well

 

Inuyasha: Miroku...I'm gay marry me
Miroku: Sorry but i've already married off to your brother and we have children!

 

Inuyasha saying to Naraku yo its one of my essays wasup homes

 

OMG...if that actually happened...I'd be laughing so hard that the tv would explode...oopsies! LMAO!!!

OMG!!! That one made me fall off of my chair literally!!! OMG! *laughs like crazy* ^_^

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Let me try!!! *giggles* ^_^

Kagome: Miroku, Will you bear my children?
Miroku: I thought you asked me that already, like a month ago!
Kagome: no I didn't! That wasn't me!
Miroku:*talking to himself* Oh S***...Inuyasha's gonna muder me!
Kykio: *watching from a distance* Lets see if Inuyasha will enjoy this! *pats tummy*

 

HAHa thats a good one right there hahaha i think ill add on to this

Inuyash and kykio now on Jerry Springer

my ex is pregnate by a monk episode

get tickets now....do not sue if you get annilated by the wind scar though

 

I'm gay and proud. he he.

 

ok...i'll add more to yours then. ^_^
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Inuyasha: OMG...I don't know what happened!
Miroku: Inuyasha, please...let me explain!
Kikyo: What is there to explain young monk? You had quite a fun night, didn't you?
Miroku: Yes, but...wait! Th-that's not what I meant!
Inuyasha: *fumming up* Miroku!
Kikyo: Now Inuyasha, there is no need to get furious. We are not together, am I right?
Inuyasha: *blushing* Yes, but-
Kikyo: Then you should let me aquire any fantasies I want.
Miroku: Fantasies...hmmm....
Inuyasha: *gets out his Tetsuiga* MIROKU!!!
Jerry: OK OK!!! You guys can argue, but please don't ruin the set!!!

 

Please post in the existing thread (Shinryu posted a link to it).

Closed.