Saber Marionette Waste of Time...

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  1. BakaMattSu

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    Here at school between class, since I get really nothing to do but surf the net... I decided to pull out my site's search engine keywords log to archive for myself...There are a few strange ones in here though:

    Index "japones", "saber marionette rpg", "bakamattsu", "saber marionette j vs m", "saber marionette episode 12", "gay japones"
    Links (Luchs) "the sims saber marionette", "david pascal fanfiction", "saber marionette luchs", "luchs saber"
    SMJRPG "smj rpg", "full rpg chipsets"

    J VS M
    jvsm "saber marionette j vs m"
    01 "mamiya otaru leopard"
    02 "saber marionette squeaky shoes"
    03 "importance of zoo"
    04 "otaru+hanagata smj bath", "saber marionette bath lime", "smj cherry's clothes", "she burst and flexed her muscles", "sitewwwgeocitiescom build bug listening devices"
    05 "sack shaking sender"
    06 "japones design dress", "limes in natural beauty care"
    07 no recorded results
    08 "lorelei saber stasis"
    09 "otome circuit picture", "saber marionettes j vs m"
    10 "balloon bra", "romanan construction", "hanagata mitsurugi+married to", "saber marionettes j vs m"
    11 no recorded results
    12 "tuning japones", "mangatoanime"

    BakaMattSu, umm...why idd he just clog the boards with this?
     
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    BakaMattSu, Feb 6, 2002
  2. Lime

    Lime Claude ish MY honey ^.^

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    o.o
     
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  3. MamiyaOtaru

    MamiyaOtaru President Bushman

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    *blink blink* You sure went on an SMJ tear! I'd be scared to look at mine, it'd be too random.

    Lately a lot of my searches have been about finding a scan of the cover of Love Hina volume 14..

    Blast, now I am OT for this forum
     
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  4. BakaMattSu

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    You think YOU'RE Off-Topic? Check out what's ahppening with my posts yet again in here elsewhere! Always end up rping in here somehow...

    And, yeah, what WOULD the frames madness return?

    BakaMattSu, 20+ posts, and counting...
     
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  5. Lady Aoi

    Lady Aoi Princess of Shirataki

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    o_O

    Dude, the scary thing is I didn't type in that Hanagata and Otaru in the bathtub search, or the Hanagata marriage search!!! -_-; Could it be there are more Hana/Otaru ecchis out there whom I have not yet met?

    ~ Lady Aoi: now to try those searches myself ^_^
     
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    Lady Aoi, Feb 7, 2002
  6. InuYasha

    InuYasha New Member

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    Yeah,and what's with the "saber marionette bath lime" search,anyway? Is someone trying to peek in on Lime while she's bathing? Only an ecchi would want to do that,and only a real hentai would want to join in....

    *realizes everyone's staring at him nervously*

    What?

    *a drop of blood falls in a long graceful arc from his nose,splattering itself on the floor*

    What are you looking at my feet for? Pay attention!

    *an aide whispers to him and he slowly lowers his head to see the spreading red stain on the carpet*

    Uhh...heh heh heh....*sweatdrops*
     
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  7. Lady Aoi

    Lady Aoi Princess of Shirataki

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    Out of curiosity, Matt, how did you check your site for those searches? *dies* I wonder what the people who surf on into the Rose are searching for?

    ~ Lady Aoi: could it be Hana pr0n?
     
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  8. Lime

    Lime Claude ish MY honey ^.^

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    ::looks down and blinks a few times:: Wow...we have carpet below us?! Wow...::fascinated::

    :D 50 POSTS
     
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  9. BakaMattSu

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    GeoCities once in a while logs statistics for your sites if you get enough input... Log in to your account, click "Site Statistics" and from there you can access your individual pages and their stats such as Page Views, Screen Resolutions, Browsers, Search Engine keywords and other wonderful goodies...

    BakaMattSu, wonders if they just are bad at grammar and meant to search "saber marionette bathe lime"?
     
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    BakaMattSu, Feb 7, 2002
  10. MamiyaOtaru

    MamiyaOtaru President Bushman

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    Eep! of course. I was confused. I was thinking those were you're last several searches.

    So, that is how people found your page, it all makes sense now

    No one finds my page because no one is supposed to. It's not in any search engines. Not much there
     
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  11. UrashimaKeitaro

    UrashimaKeitaro Sesquipedalian Mod

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    That would be the same for *my* current page... I don't know anyone other than myself who's seen it.

    -UK
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    maybe a little too private
     
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  12. Lady Aoi

    Lady Aoi Princess of Shirataki

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    After running that search...

    I have come to the conclusion that there are far too few sites out there that deal with the important issue of Hanagata and Otaru taking baths.

    Also, thanks for the tip, Matt ^_^. *shudders as she considers checking out who and what has visited her peijj*

    ~ Aoi
     
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  13. MamiyaOtaru

    MamiyaOtaru President Bushman

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    Well, out of curiosity, I checked. People have actually found my site. Good grief, how did google find it anyway? So the complete statistics are:

    Top terms visitors used to find your page in a search
    females pic 98.68%
    cowboy bebop thumbnails 1.32%

    and that's it. hehe really makes my site seem ecchi doesn't it. 99% of visitors came looking for female pics LOL

    OK, it gets really scary. I tried that search "females pic", and after 50 pages of results, still hadn't found my page. Whoever those 98.5 percent are who found my page (which implies at leat 30 or so people eep) were really persistant. Good grief!
     
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  14. Lady Aoi

    Lady Aoi Princess of Shirataki

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    Nobody searching for interesting things finds my page.

    They are usually looking for "hanagata" or "aoi"

    ;_:

    ~ Lady Aoi
     
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  15. BakaMattSu

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    More fun with search engines! aka What kind of smut do you write, Baka?

    chapter
    2 "she plugged her nose achoo she sneezed"
    9 "lime saber roadkill"

    Roadkill? Do I sense a hint of someone with Lime distaste? How is that possible? :D
     
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  16. Lime

    Lime Claude ish MY honey ^.^

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    NOOOO! ;.;
     
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  17. MamiyaOtaru

    MamiyaOtaru President Bushman

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    I checked my referrer stats again. They've changed a bit. Theynow read:

    Top terms visitors used to find your page in a search
    mamiyaotaru 100.00%

    Hehe everyone who finds my page in a search was looking for me kinda flattering
     
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    MamiyaOtaru, Apr 12, 2002
  18. Lady Aoi

    Lady Aoi Princess of Shirataki

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    Roadkill?! Dude, what was wrong with that person?!

    ~ Lady Aoi
     
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  19. BakaMattSu

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    I have the feeling they either really detest the character....or they were looking for something "fer their mah ta put on tha griddle"...

    But, yeah, I can get some really strange search hits...

    Mamiya, I wish I were getting your search results...my main page still has over 90% of search pointing from "hanagata shrine"...

    BakaMattSu, well I do have a lot of Hana on my main page....maybe I've overused him?
     
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    BakaMattSu, Apr 13, 2002
  20. Lime

    Lime Claude ish MY honey ^.^

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    !!!!!!! Never! You can never have to much hannie ^.^
     
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