IwAnBo: Duhhhh..Sumo(he lefts one foot up and then the other forming a shake in the roof) Duhh....haa....ha(walks up to vash and trys to push him over like sumo does)
Vash pushes back against the enormous weight of Iwanbo, finding his legs getting tired Vash relies on the strength of his prosthetic left arm. Although he tries not to use the full power of his right arm in fear that he may destroy the whole building with it...
HANAGATA: (Has been cowering in the corner for quite some time, each shake of the roof from Iwanbo moving him closer to the edge...)
IwAnBo: (looks at the broom looking guy and starts to laugh)duh....ha....he....he(stomps his foot down forming another quake in the roof he trys to pick vash up)Duh....ha...ha....me......brooommmmm.....with......you.....duh....ha...ha
EBISU: Hiiiiiyaaaaa! As he yells this, Ebismaru quickly throws a powerful punch at his head level (which is probably more around Sizer's abdomen ), hoping to floor her with the [awesome power of what he now dubs his [Super Ultra Dumpling Punch]. ------------------ DAMN IT! I'VE CHANGED AGAIN!
Vash(as he's being sweeped with) : ThIs Is nO FaIr!!! With his legs in Iwanbo's arms, Vash flexes his body so his face is facing Iwanbo's. Vash smiles at the surprised blob, he then grabs Iwanbo's shirt and The Stampede flips over Iwanbo's head causing Iwanbo's shirt to cover his face while Vash stands behind him.
-Iwanbo's latest quake is enough to send the hapless Hanagata over the edge to eliminate him (fighting isn't his strong suit anyway...actually, nothing is his strong suit, but that's beside the point ) -Vash frees himself from the bug guy after having sweeped a lot of the debris caused from the quake, and successfully "jerseys" him... now THAT is one ugly bare gut...! -Having failed to connect with his [Super Ultra Dumpling Punch], Ebisu takes a nasty blow to the shoulder from Sizer's knee...
IwAnBo: Duhhh...huh...(uses all his strength and rips shirt off...)(turns around and stares in the face of Vash with his stupid grin......)Duhhhhh...ha...haaaaaa......(gets in sumo stance and waits....)
GAHHH!!!!!!! OTARU-KUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!! *goes sailing off the roof and lands face down in the grass, creating a Hanagata-shaped crater around him* Mggglsmflffffjgfffgddgggg.... *he murmurs with his face plunged into the earth* (translation: They will face the wrath of Hanagata Mitsurugi!)
Woof Woof!~!~!~ Trans EiN welmcomes HaNaGaTa back in the stands to watch the rest of the match!... "If you find a stranger... follow him"-Ed'
Ebismaru, still reeling from the impact of Sizer's attack, stumbles into the stunned Iwanbo. The purple ninja trips on the giant's foot, and as he looks up at the massive Iwanbo's girth, he gets an idea and decides to make the best of a bad situation. Ebisu, using his ninja relfexes that nobody would expect a short, fat man to have, does a quick handspring from where he lies in an attempt to nail the Grinning Idiot between the legs.
Vash goes to the side of Iwanbo and attempts to punch Iwanbo into Sizer. Vash(with a sparkle in his teeth) : He's all yours, beautiful Angel.
*With Angel-like swiftness, Sizer is able to see Vash's attempt, and as he veers towards Iwanbo, Sizer runs towards Vash, aims to elbow him in the shoulder as she swings a foot to hit Ebismaru* [This message has been edited by Seraphim (edited 12-07-2001).]
IwAnBo: (hedoesn't feel a thing from the blow ebisu he relizes that vash was going to push him into sizer) DUUHHH.....HAAA...HAAA...you make me mAD!!!!!!!!!!!!(turns to vash and trys push pick him up...)Duhhh....BROOOMMMMM
*Seeing as the shoulder Sizer hit was part of Vash's prosthetic arm, he brush's off the little pain from the blow* Vash: Ha ha ha! I'm like a sitting duck over here!!!! I'm defenseless!!! But there's one move that I have in store for you! *he meditates with an ultra serious looking face on* SUUPA-SECRET-TICKLE-ATTACK! GOOOOOO! *With all of his efforts he zooms around Iwanbo, Ebismaru and Sizer and tickles them*
*Sizer, unable to wait for an Ebisu response, protects herself with her wings, and responds to the attack with 6,000,000,000 feathers all over Vash*
Ebismaru, realizing that a direct attack will not fell this fell creature, decides to use his [Super Ninja Cunning]. He then realizes that he has no such power, but decides to give it his all anyway. He rolls away from Iwanbo as only a round Ninja of Justice can, and begins to prepare to combat his foes the only way he knows how ... by DANCING! The ninja begins to do his standard "strip down to his loincloth and mask" routine so he can begin one of [what he thinks is] his most powerful dances [really he just picked it up from Saturday Night Fever]. The unexpected side effect of what can best be described as a combination of "the Hustle" and "the Macarena" is that his belly begins to jiggle a bit, and seems to increasing in jiggliness as the dance speeds up. It's almost hypnotic ... like a lava lamp.
(Ryo-ohki goes to buy popcorn for her and her friends) Ryo-ohki: "My-mya myamio?" (Translation: Extra butter, friends?)
Round 2 comes to a close... Well, we've received a total of 3 votes, each voting off a different person...in this unusual case (coupled with the fact that this event is dragging on and boring me) I have decided to take all of those votes into consideration...thus, the winner of this event is the only contestant who didn't receive a single vote: VASH THE STAMPEDE! And the judges have made their combat reward decisions: "Survivor" Reward: Vash +500 Characterization/Entertainment Factor: Sizer +150 Iwanbo +200 Hanagata +175 Ebisumaru +150 Ryo-ohki +150 Ein +200 Vash +150 Round 3 to come, so stick around!
