Sizer had just finished her bath, when she came upon the next round. 'I'm late!' she cried (flying naked while showering has its ups but I guess as well as its downs!) Aaaaaaaaaggghhhhh! she cries in frustration and so much anger, the pupils of her eyes becoming like beads as she comes upon the remaining Eva Unit. She would have perhaps chosen this mighty black Unit. 03 displayed on its arm. If she had had a choice. With her hair slightly dripping wet, she flies towards the Black Unit and lands on top with a thud. As she goes to enter the cockpit she notices with so much anger that there is already some stupid looking black-haired punk already in the cockpit!!! Now she's pissed. "Theres only one thing to do! You piece of ^%$#%!" holding back all instinct to slice the thing in two with her blade, she decides to POSSESS the Unit!!! As she connects to the Unit, she gains all controls to the Unit. SHE becomes the Unit! SHE lunges to the surface and analyzes the terrain. Still pissed nobody waited for her, she cries AaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGhhhhhhh!!!! shaking the battleground around her. She sees Unit 01 in the distance, but then sets her eyes on Vash and Unit02. Donuts filled her eyesight and SHE became MAD!!! something about the colour RED had angered her and the sight of the Donuts made it worse. SHE leapt in the air and ran towards the 2 targets, pulling out the Unit's vibrating blade as she ran charging through anything that got in her way. She comes upon Vash and Unit 02 on top of him. With a huge cry of ANGER and PAIN 'AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHEEEEA!!!' SHE lunges at Vash, but at the last minute rips through Unit 02's AT field and plunges Her dagger into its Huge RED Chest. Like a Bull she snorts in FURY and does a powerful and quick double kick into its chest to drive the blade in further. Unit 02 goes flying and lands with a huge thud onto the ground several paces away! (3 minutes remaining the Cockpit read. Did this even matter to Sizer?) Unit 03 possessed by Sizer runs to the fallen Unit and RIPS Her blade back and out and fills the whole battleground with her horrible cry of Victory and Anger. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEWWWWGGGGGHHHH!!!' Something has happened to Sizer! The Black Monster rushes to Vash its arms flailing outward as if to rip anything apart its mouth in Berserker fashion, the most horrible noise emanating from WITHIN!!!! What will Vash do? What Does this Black Being Want???!!!??? IS THIS SOME HORRIBLE DéJA VU?
In a Daze From The sizers Attack, EiN Notice's that all the lights are flashing that he only one minute of power left ... seeing His disgarded Knife at his side EiN moves the battered Unit Back into action, grabing his Blade and making one last mad dash at the Angel Vash... WOOOF@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ TRANS * GAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* With a Mighty Charge the Unit stagers foward full speed.. Upon reaching Vash and Sizer with 10 seconds of power left EiN command the Units left arm with the knife into a powerful swing.. *ALERT eIn... No power left* Unit 02 Collaps's to the ground..with a mighty crash... EiN gets out of the Unit and looks for somewhere to hide before being steped on.. And Noticed that By acident He Missed the Vash the Angel and cut the head of of Sizer's Unit 03 clean off! Woof woof woof.... Trans* Sizer is gonna be pissed, Oh well better get out of here* EiN runs off into the sunset looking for doggy treats well the angel rampages on!!!!!!!
"Something strange happens to the still-standing black monster. Black goop surrounds it and red blood wings form out from its back. from the missing head rises forth a huge red helmet..two dark eyes from within then gleam red (transformer glint noise)." the black goop is thrown off in an explosion that knocks the little pup off its feet and upside down. 'Ha ha ha ha ha ha HA HA HA HA HA' is heard deep from within... She eyes the discarded Unit 02. and then idle Unit 01 (will Unit 01 make a move?) She Out-stretches her wings and rushes at Mach 67000 towards Vash the word 'BRRRROOOOOOOOOOTTTTHHHHHERRRRRRRRR!!!' shaking the land. What has this Unit become??? Can Unit 03 stop being forced to make all these moves? How much time does she have left to get whats bothering her off her chest?
As Vash sits down while eating his huge donut he suddenly notices the chaos surrounding him. As the huge Knight thing swurves at him saying "BRRRRRRROOOOOOOOTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" Vash thinks for a few moments the yells out "KNIVES?!?!?!". Vash then turns to see a huge 4$$ thing staring at him that doesn't seem to be his evil brother and he gives the remaining Donut to Iwanbo and runs like hell. Vash - "CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!" As Vash runs he looks behind him at the large robots that are 200 times larger than him running at him in a rampage screaming "I miss you brother!!" and "WOOOOOF!". He readies his silver 5 shooter and places it in his right hand and blasts the angel arm in the direction of the huge demonic beasts. The shot misses and hits the local gamers building and 10 building surrounding it are incinerated but the Gamers is still standing. Vash turns right at an intersection and hid behind a building in attempt to get away from this unneccessary violence and havoc.
Ryo-ohki Synchronizes with her EVA!!! Ryo-ohki is finally synchronized. does she have to wait for the others to finish attacking first? Oh well. In True Ryo-ohki fashion she jumps on top of Vash and Tries to scratch his eyes out. "Mya-rroooo?!" (Trans. No claws?!) Ryo-ohki decides to shoot to rocket-thingies that she thinks look like carrots. THey do look like carrots and she tears after them, until they explode on Vash. Now, she tears at Vash with all she's got. She thinks she can beat him, but she now waits to see the effects of her attack.
And the commentary...in plain English this time! It's been a choatic round, so let's recap. -Vash goes to get some donuts, and Iwanbo joins him after drinking the LCL fluid in his Eva -Ein is first into the fray, in perfect synch, launching the giant Unit 02 on the tiny Vash, and ripping apart his AT Field in the process... -Ryo-ohki has troubles getting her unit to move -Sizer, rushing in late, takes command of Unit 03, pilot still inside, and rushes in to take her own stab at the Angel. -In the confusion, Ein uses his last ounce of strength to cut at Vash, only to have cleanly sliced Unit 03's head off instead... -Unit 03 undergoes a metamorphosis, and angrily rushes after Vash -Vash, scared spitless, fires off his arm and takes down a large portion of the city (but not Gamers, never Gamers) before hightailing it out of there -Now in sync, Ryo-ohki makes her appearance on the scene in Unit 01, squashing Vash to the ground with a single foot, and attempting to scratch at him with the bulky Eva fists...It appears she also has decided to fire her armaments at him, point blank range. Current Status: Unit 00 - Unoccupied, 2 minutes of power remaining Unit 01 - Ryo-ohki, 3.5 minutes power remaining Unit 02 - Unnoccupied, Unpowered Unit 03 - Possessed, 3 minutes remaining? Vash - Not looking good...A Quarter of Tokyo destroyed... With Iwanbo still eating donuts and Ein evacuated from the area, it seems we're down to 3 contestants... Vash is about to be nuked, Ryo-ohki on the attack...and Unit 03 closing in from behind? Let's see how things continue...
Myaaaaaa! Ryo-ohki utters a stream of words in different languages, all meaning carrot, while she does a thirty second attacks of trying to rip off Vash's arm.
Vash : "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! What is this thing trying to do to me!!! I'm not attracted to huge demon beast things!! SO GET OFF OF ME!!" Vash then uses his left mechanical hand to lift the giant arm off of him and free his right arm then he aims his angel arm up at Rhy Ohki's Eva Unit and fires it off, hopefully not missing it like he did the last time...
IwAnBo: (after eating all the donuts hey jumps in to eva 00 and runs towards vash a full speed...and trys to jump on vash) DUHHH.... you stole some of my donuts im mad now...........
Rhy Ohki? Ryo-ohki doesn't know who this is, so the angel arm misses her by a very big margin and explodes on a random noodle cart. "Myarruhhiss, grrrrrrrr, myaho!" (Trans. That's because the noodles had no carrots in their sauce!) Now, having three minutes or around that to attack, conserves the three minutes for later.
AAAAaaaaaaaauuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sizer/Unit 03 comes flying in, toppling down buildings in her wake.. A Noodle Cart flies her way, and she quickly tosses it aside, noodles fly all over towards Unit 00! She spins, landing a quick and powerful punch into the fray. 2 minutes remaining.
"Aftermath" BAM! Vash misses yet again in the struggle, the blast striking the MegaGlobal NoodleKart Corporation™ Building! From all directions as it blazes, noodlestands come flying from within (very strange, but the big corporation has been doubling as a warehouse)... In the mess, half of Tokyo-3 has been demolished (Gamers is still satnding though ), and Unit 00 gets completely buried in an avalanche of Udon, Soba, Somen, Hiyamugi and Ramen (see mini-glossary at end of post!) Unit 03 lands an earth-shattering fist into the midst, sending Unit 01 flying away! * * * * * {NERV Headquarters) Tech # 1: It's not looking good, captain! Half of the city is destroyed, and the Angel isn't falling! Tech # 2: Unit 02 is down, and the remainder of the Units are engaging in combat amongst themselves! Misato: What about the pilots? What is their status? Tech # 1: None of them are responding... Tech # 3: Their vitals are steadily dropping...but their synch-ratios are off the chart! Tech # 2: I can't get any reading on Unit 03... Gendo: (in a low-voice) It's been taken by them... * * * * * [Special Note to Players: You're running on a battery cell feed, time runs out whether you're standing still, blasting away, or doing the limbo!] Current Status: Unit 00 - Iwanbo, covered in Noodles, 1 minute of power remaining Unit 01 - Ryo-ohki, 2.5 minutes power remaining Unit 02 - Unnoccupied, Unpowered Unit 03 - Possessed, 2 minutes remaining Vash - Looking better...Half of Tokyo destroyed... *Very Uninformative Noodle Glossary* Hiyamugi: thin wheat noodles Soba: buckwheat noodles Somen: thin wheat noodles Udon: wheat noodles
IwAnBo: Duuhh raining noodles must be my day...(gets out of the unit and starts eatin tyhe noodles) DUUUHHHHHHHH mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........(forgets about vash taking his donuts
EiN Walks Around Nerv Headquarters looking for Dog Cookies.. *looks at one of the Techs eating Sushie with Big Brouwn eyes..* Woof Woof Trans.. After that Battle Ive very Hungry Mr..!
Ryo-ohki is sent. Ryo-ohki is "sent", assuming that she is sent like an e-mail, is sent straight in to Vash, Mwuahahaha! Will the e-mail address exist or will Ryo-ohki be sent back to where she is by the Daemon mailer of Anime Collision? Ryo-ohki:"Meriaow!" (Trans. This is fun!)
Vash sees the mess of noodles surrounding him and realizes that the use of his angle arms is taking up a lot of his energy. He picks up two handfuls of noodles, stuffs them in his mouth. Vash : "fffwooo fffeeefflllee mwuff rwwllyz fat onwy LWUB AMM PWEECE wiw mwake a ddiiffwence imn this wowld! *swallows then stares at the robots* look at this mess you have caused around here!!!" Vash turns around and starts running away before the robots can find him again...and he definitely wants to get away from the huge one being "sent" after him.
You've Got Mail! Being "sent" to Vash takes about ten seconds. To lessen the wait of here Unit, Ryo-ohki empties about half her gas onto Vash and drops the biggest missile she has onto him too. The gas should cause a huge exlosion that could maybe destroy Vash, does it explode???
Ermm.... Ryo-ohki dumps her LCL fluid out from her Eva and then proceeds to gun at it...however, without the necessary synchroniztion it gives, not of the triggers respond to her whims... Unit 01 crashes to the ground, over Vash... [GM's Note: Maybe I should have provided technical schemas for the Evangellions? They are not run on gas, but rather from Power fed through electric cables...and when those are cut (as in this scenario), the five minutes of power the unit can store. Also, none are usually equipped with missiles, but I'll let you slide on that since I really didn't give an adequate description.]
Vash's mouth goes wide open and all you can hear from it is "AHHHHHHHHhewehroweihrweksfIDSFHEPWLHFEWOIHIWEJF!!!!" and then about 30 swear words in the time of 3 seconds. As the eva is falling down on him he attempts to jump out of the way and fires another shot from his angel arm to defeat this evil thing rampaging around Tokyo.
Myaho! Ryo-ohki: "Myahooo! hiss, myerrooo!" (Trans. Darn! Was planning to use that to store all my carrot juice!) Ryo-ohki's eva falls to the ground. (So does that mean meh eva is done for???)
